My neighbor had a wild party last night. There were people dancing on the lawn, drinking beer from kegs and playing music loud enough to wake the dead. At midnight the cops showed up and fined them for a noise violation. It was in the paper this morning.
Someone came to my door just now. It was an RIAA lawyer. She had read the paper this morning and seen the party in the police notices. She was interested in the songs played at the party. She was collecting performance fees.
I'm throwing away my radio now.
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