Category Archives: Wobble

Feline Amplifier

A tiny motion induced in a cat’s epidermis, or an even smaller vibration induced in its eardrum, will produce a reflexive reaction in the cat’s nervous system and that in turn will be amplified into muscular contractions involving a quantity … Continue reading

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Recent Dialog

What should happen to Bear Stearns? He should die. Keep it simple. Who is Bear Stearns? I’m not really sure… good follow-up question.

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Good Marketing Copy

As Switters said: the more advertising I see, the less I want to buy (Tom Robbins). I am no fortress, however. This appealed to me: …you freeloading “Internet generation” types should subscribe to the damned magazine already, for the so-low-it’s-sinful … Continue reading

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War on Terror: Cult?

The nation must defend itself from threats foreign and domestic and I’m very glad that my country, not any other one, has the most powerful military forces on the planet. This article carries the hope of our continued prosperity as … Continue reading

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Politics Zero

Politics always made me tune out. From my earliest memories of adult conversations at table, the pattern that emerges is a series of blanks. My parents and their friends spoke of far-away things and none of it had any bearing … Continue reading

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