Category Archives: Unpigeonholed

Name the 2004 movie whose credits include the following line: Masturbating Dog Magoo

DayRunner, Palm Pilot, Outlook, a sheet of paper in my wallet. That’s my progression through organizers. Progression, regression, digression, whatever. None of these things has organized me. It would be asking too much to demand an object or software to … Continue reading →

I have heard it said that “there is a first time for everything.” This is hard for me to believe. A thousand colorful examples are dancing on the tip of my tongue but I’ll not loose theme here. If you’ve … Continue reading →

Two chairs and a table will slake my living room’s thirst for a while. Soon it will demand a coffee table and a couch and I will comply. Whatever happens, don’t let me buy it a television. That wall needs … Continue reading →

Q: What date did The Dude write on his check at Ralph’s?