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Category Archives: Patent
Grocery Joke
Shopping in the produce section, one frugal gentleman says to another, “Pardon me, would you have any grape coupons?”
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African-American Coffee
I like to invent drinks. Usually they are good, but not always so good that they deserve a name. Last night I mixed a drink that deserved a name, so I named it African-American coffee.
Coffee can be combined favorably with … Continue reading
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Feline Amplifier
A tiny motion induced in a cat’s epidermis, or an even smaller vibration induced in its eardrum, will produce a reflexive reaction in the cat’s nervous system and that in turn will be amplified into muscular contractions involving a quantity … Continue reading
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