Category Archives: Patent

Grocery Joke

Posted on July 2, 2009 by Andy Skelton

Shopping in the produce section, one frugal gentleman says to another, “Pardon me, would you have any grape coupons?”

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African-American Coffee

Posted on January 1, 2009 by Andy Skelton

I like to invent drinks. Usually they are good, but not always so good that they deserve a name. Last night I mixed a drink that deserved a name, so I named it African-American coffee.
Coffee can be combined favorably with … Continue reading →

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Feline Amplifier

Posted on December 8, 2008 by Andy Skelton

A tiny motion induced in a cat’s epidermis, or an even smaller vibration induced in its eardrum, will produce a reflexive reaction in the cat’s nervous system and that in turn will be amplified into muscular contractions involving a quantity … Continue reading →

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