Category Archives: Bongos

To Time Warner Cable

Posted on April 16, 2009 by Andy Skelton

What’s wrong with charging internet subscribers per gigabyte? When you pin your rates to an index that is guaranteed to rise faster than costs in order to increase profits, your risk remains pinned to customer retention. This business is sums, … Continue reading →

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I painted!

Posted on February 17, 2009 by Andy Skelton
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Smoke… for the children!

Posted on February 2, 2009 by Andy Skelton

The health of American children will rest on the shoulders of a dying breed if President Obama signs the SCHIP Reauthorization Act of 2009. Click the PDF version and scroll to page 265, Title VII—Revenue Provisions. Taxes on tobacco and … Continue reading →

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Paid Straight

Posted on December 11, 2008 by Andy Skelton

There is so much talk about how the government must fix the economy. The teetering corporate giants loom over our vulnerable cities, foretelling the doom of everyone who lives in their shadow. Woe is us, brother. We put too many … Continue reading →

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Swear on Green Eggs and Ham

Posted on October 21, 2008 by Andy Skelton

This nation will fail its mission and slip into theocracy–rule by the irrational–if we allow the few “God” references in our founding documents to become the only parts known to the Executive branch.
Judeo-Christian fascism is the equal and opposite reaction … Continue reading →

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