Category Archives: Adhesive

One Year Without Things I’d Rather Not Like

I had an idea for a New Year’s Resolution. This idea came while I was eating one of my favorite Ben & Jerry’s ice creams, Phish Food. It had been half a year since my last B&J fix (a longer-than-customary … Continue reading

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Voted #1 Vodka of 2033

What a clever way to get free advertising in places they could not otherwise go unspammily. After I made this portrait they gave me an HTML snippet to embed and I totally fell for it: Meet My Future You – … Continue reading

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Switching to Dvorak on a MacBook Pro

This is my first article typed on a Dvorak keyboard. I just finished moving the keycaps around on my MacBook Pro and I haven’t yet had occasion to use every letter in a sentence. (Q and Z were the holdouts.) … Continue reading

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Heavenly Fire: Are You Covered?

This is just a quick survey. Please respond in the comments if you are a homeowner. Does your home insurance policy cover loss or damage caused by a meteorite?

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Buying my first house

Three weeks ago today, I got another one of those “Stop renting! Buy a house!” brochures in my apartment mailbox. I had already put in my 60-day moveout notice with the apartment complex and I had to be out by … Continue reading

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