Yahoo! I damn thee.

I don’t really damn Yahoo! (YHOO [disclosure: no position]) but I think I’ll go there less now.

Less is really none. I only ever used yahoo.com to test hotel internet connections. Sometimes if I used google.com and the hotel displayed a welcome page the DNS cache would get poisoned and google.com would become inaccessible. Thus I would check the connection with yahoo.com first because it didn’t matter if that domain became inaccessible.

Never mind the recent news about Microsoft (MSFT [no position]) and its spurned attempts to buy Yahoo! out. Never mind how strange it feels to use a word that ends with a punctuation mark, whether in the middle of a sentence or at the end of a non-exclaimed statement.

Yahoo! tricked me into reading part of an article that tells the sad, sad, sad story of a billionaire wife who was refused a divorce on lack of grounds. The assault on my masculinity can not be forgiven. In my defense, I just wanted to know the answer: “In some states, even if you want to divorce, the court won’t let you. Why?”

In some states, even if you want to divorce, the court won\'t let you. Why?

I clicked “Why?” and read half of the first page before I realized that the answer to my question was on another page and that I was reading Elle. I laughed out loud, took the screenshot and started blogging. Surely nobody will read about it on my blog. My masculinity is safe.

What domain should I use for testing hotel internet connections?

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4 Responses to Yahoo! I damn thee.

  1. I’ll never look at you the same way again. You, the gun toting, bike riding cowboy with the great moustache. Reading Elle? I’m shocked!

    Try linux.ie – that’s my usual domain for testing these things!

  2. J. Phil says:

    I use dell.com. Dell’s primary site also responds to ICMP (ping) which is handy.

  3. Zoe says:

    HA! I’ve never read Elle in my life, but my boyfriend has. I’m telling everyone!

  4. Lloyd Budd says:

    I’ve always used sf.net — save a keystroke, save a coy boy.

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